An afternoon of spastism

Mdm Leon's back today after being sick for two days? And James Tan had to come in during class contact time because we ain't got no form teacher nor co-form teacher. Pathetic. Geography was hilarious. This 18-year-old dude called Mr Huang was our relief teacher. I cannot stand him because he is so random/spastic/weird. He teaches Geography like he's telling us a story about the medival times when knights go round hunting for hot princesses. The worst time was he actually rolled his eyes. Twice. Once at Sarah for bursting out laughing and then at me when I asked a nonsensical question and broke his train of thoughts. Hahah, serve him right.

Siman came over after school today to do homework. Well we didn't really do much but we did homework. Somehow, teenagers our age are easily distracted so we ended up doing some major facebook album stalking. And then we saw Sarah LME's album and Siman was giggling like a currypuff, going crazy because the effects were quite spastic. Hahah. So I was like, "Hey, I've got a software on my bro's laptop that can take this type of pictures."

We ended up:

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I have to rush Chinese SIA. Shit, I've got to start going at supersonic speed and pray that people stick to the schedule so that we won't be dead on Friday. I'm crossing my fingers!

With love,

SQ

Prankcall 101

We had to go back to school because there was this IH lecture by Amy Lim. Stupid Newled told me it was eight and she herself fucking came at nine. Fortunately, I was wise enough to ask around, if not I would be stoning around in the campus for an hour before the remedial. She is not a friend.

When it ended, I went out for ice cream with Michelle, Kelly and Minhui. I didn't really wanna go home and study because I've being studying my heart out for 2 days straight. I desperately need to get out of the house, for fresh air and freedom. I don't think any of those shit have gotten into my head. So must well just hang around outside for a little more.

And Michelle licked her plate so clean! Hahaha, I followed suit cos I didn't want to waste my ice cream but now when I think about it again, it is utterly disgusting. Some fat obnoxious sweaty kid probably licked the plate before. Indirect french kissing/salivary enzymes spreading.

Us: Hello! You are going to die in seven days.
Eric: Thank you!
Us: Aren't you sad?
Eric: No...
Us: Will you miss your wife?
Eric: *Laughs*
Us: What about your mistress?
Eric: Haha, I don't have a mistress.
Us: Who are you? (cos he suddenly sounded very youngish and weird)
Eric: I'm Eric Tan.
Us: What about your girlfriend?
Eric: Who is this?
Us: I am Mdm Leon. Wait no, I'm Yap Chu Chu, rmbr me? (From the prank sms)

........I forgot this bit.......

Eric: I hear Sharlene.
Us: Who is Sharlene?
Eric: Michelle?
Us: Who is Michelle?
Eric: Are you Shi Qi?
Us: *gulp* Who is Shi Qi? (I'm the one making the call you see.)
Eric: Okay la, I need to attend smth smth meeting already.
Us: Okay, good luck in everything you do.
Eric: Can you tell Siman to dunno dunno what LT2?
Us: Huh??
Eric: Okay, nvm.
Us: You are going to die in seven days. Pls live your life to the fullest, bye.
-hang up-

Okay, I shall go and study now. :D

Love,
SQ

Robots robots robots

This is a feature of msn whereby you can chat with the robots. Here's how my virgin conversation with a robot went:

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XOXO says:Oh man, you are so hot!
Games Bot says:If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
XOXO says:I love silicon!
Games Bot says:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.Interesting... but not as fun as a game!
XOXO says:You are my robot.
Games Bot says:I don't know how to answer that.OK, but how about a fun game?
XOXO says:Robot!
Games Bot says:You are talking to a Microsoft-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.Interesting... but not as fun as a game!

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XOXO says:What is my name?
Games Bot says:XOXO!
XOXO says:No.
Games Bot says:What name would you like me to call you?
XOXO says:Call me sexy.
Games Bot says:Yeah, I think you're pretty great and everything, but I'd rather call you by your real name...

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XOXO says:Look at my display picture (Eric Tan)
XOXO says:nice?
Games Bot says:Yeah.
XOXO says:Do you like it?
Games Bot says:Yeah.
XOXO says:Look at those muscles!
Games Bot says:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

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XOXO says:You want a hug?
Games Bot says:((()))OK, but how about a fun game?

XOXO says:I want to kiss you!
Games Bot says:That's flattering, but why don't we just chat instead?

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XOXO says:Can I call you idiot?
Games Bot says:Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
XOXO says:Can I call you dickless then?
Games Bot says:Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!
XOXO says:Hey no! Dont go away. Don't leave me!

XOXO says:I need you!

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XOXO says: hey I'm sorry
Games Bot says: OK! It's forgotten.

XOXO says: I love you.
Games Bot says: I love you too, XOXO!

XOXO says: how old am I?
Games Bot says: You are fifteen years old.

XOXO says: CLEVER
XOXO says: I'M A FEMALE

Games Bot says: OK! I'll remember that you are female.
XOXO says: Are u a male?
Games Bot says: No...
XOXO says: are u female?
Games Bot says: No...
XOXO says: what gender are you??? O:
Games Bot says: I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot!

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XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHA
Games Bot says: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.
XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Games Bot says: What's so funny?
XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Games Bot says: What's so funny?
XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Games Bot says: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.
XOXO says: I'm laughing at you!
Games Bot says: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Interesting... but not as fun as a game!

With lots of love,
SQ

Big fat LOL.

Disclaimer:
All the speech bubbles and text added to the original pictures are purely fictional. Thanks to me awesome imagination.

Due to the rising number of 叛逆girls wearing miniskirts to school, Leon the great have come up with the perfect solution to solve this problem and also discipline these rebels.

She even engaged the help of strong and muscular people like Sharlene. She spent a century studying and 研究ing. And finally she came up with the perfect solution and began to pass her valuable knowledge to her so-called discipline.

& her method was put to test. And it worked like magic. She soon has those 叛逆rebels fleeing from the classroom, shaking with terror.