Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Rashes=dorky.

Today has got to be the worst day of my life. Thanks to my allergy to smelly Chinese High guys.

The day started out fine and everything's great until I decided to take off my skirt. It was so getting a little unbearable in the heat and I realised I'm beginning to get some rashes at my knee area. I applied some white ointment and things were hopefully under control.

However, by the time I finished my bubble tea, my legs don't look human, more like a piece of sandpaper with many many red polka dots on it. The worst thing is, the itch was driving me crazy! It was fucking hot. I'm sweaty and sticky and this made my rashes even worse and I was madly spreading ointment all over my rashes. I figured it must be the smelly hoards of guys there! This is the first time I'm getting such horrible rashes.

Bummer, my outing with Gen was also shortened as my rashes grew into hideous and irriatingly itchy bumps all over my hands! Disgusting!!!!!!!! Sorry Gen, will make it up to you.


And we were happy.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

What irks me: Newled

How dare to lie about me not doing anything project when she was the one who mops as big 500 pound fat ass around doing nothing. Well, let me tell you about our wonderful day out. Newled and I was supposedly going to Orchard Road to do survey. I said supposedly because all the time, it was ME who was doing the talking and confrontations all the time. And all she did was to tag along behind and spoil my image.

You know what the fuck is she wearing?? A thick denim jacket. I swear it increases temperature by 30 degree Celsius. A black top inside that consist of 2 layers. A 3/4 length skirt with horrible flowers on it and screams," Make me into a curtain!" How incredibly cute and adorable and lolitha! The outfit just need more lace to be cuter!! *Squeals*

(Fyi, the lace part came out of her mouth.)

To make matters worse, we were walking around on the streets from morning to afternoon. It starts to get freaking hot at around 11. Whiny pig decided to keep her jacket on in case some chee ko pek come and start stroking her fat arms. Wait. it's the roti prata man, who wants to use her flabby arms to make roti prata! Therefore, she had to cover herself up and roast herself to death.

And the worst thing was, her whining.

Aiyo, so hot arh! Come here also do nothing! (Ahem, you are doing nothing.) I want to go home and study and study and study. Aiyo, very tired leh. Shouldn't have come lor...

She won't even give me a break. I was tired and thirsty from all the asking (though not a lot but still) that I decided to get ice cream. In an attempt to suppress all her irritating whinings, I suggested she get ice cream too. Of course she wouldn't, she's heavy enough already. Then it got worst. She went on to teach me about the fats in the ice cream and her life time plan of saving money to buy costumes that she would never in her lifetime squeeze in. So, I tried to hand the asking job to her. She's a total social outcast.

When I asked her to ask some guy to help us do a survey, she was SOOOOOOOO scared!
Her lips turned white and she started shivering with fright. She said,''Don't want lar!" So I thought maybe she was scared of talking to the opposite sex since poor little pig obviously have very little experience with.. Hmm, I pointed out a woman for her to ask. (My ice cream is half melting already.)

" Don't want lar!"
she squealed again.

Or maybe she means:
"I'm a total loser that don't know how to interact with strangers let alone ask them to help us with a survey. I'm so scared!"
I so mad that I yelled at her," You ever one also don't dare to ask, come here for what? Follow me around like a dog arh?!" She was silent.

And this is my interpretation of her silence:

YES! I come here to follow you around! I also want to whine to you since I'm a loser and no one listens. And yes! I'm very scared! I'm a totaly coward! So I have to tag along. I don't dare approach strangers.
And the reason why I came is so that I can complain to you and then you will think I am really really hardworking and clever!



Then, she saw her best friend, ZiQingm and she started to act cute! PUKE.

The reason why I brought this up was Delwen Nah Yi Xuan is so full of herself for letting her tuition mates do 20 surveys. She thinks she deserve a trophy or something!
And she brought home the whole stack of done survey! So that she can show her parents that SHE did something.


Dear Mr and Mrs Nah,
Your darling little daughter did NOTHING. She brought home the stuff I did to show you guys!
No wait, I mean to deceive you guys! Your daughter is sooooooooooo immoral!
How sad. Maybe you guys should teacher her more manners or something! And try to convert her into something... thinner and less loser-ish.
Wishing you all the best in this torturous reform journey!

Fuming,
SQ