ZOMG BYE LOVELIES

Flying of to Shanghai in less than 24 hours, baby!

Night lights. [source]

Like I expected, anal mom scolded me for my results/report book. Nothing I do can ever satistfy her. I fucking hate her. Not even when I'm improving. 21 days away from her. I won't miss her. I definitely will NOT miss her. I think I might just like run away with some china guy. Then, I will never ever have to see/hear her ever again.

My grandmother just gave me a 100 bucks to cheer me up. I love her so much.

I will be gone from 1st till 21st Nov. Be jealous because I will be partying away in China. BYE :D

xoxo,
SQ

Fun in the sun on a schoolday.

TODAY WAS AWESOMEEEEE. :D

W Siman and the pretty elements of nature

My new boyfriend

So does everyone.

Goofy fun: result of pop culture.

My lovely friends

LUVVVVVVV,

SQ

Boobs bunny

Finally, I can delete the countdown. :> EXAMS/EOYS ARE OVER!

The Real Bunnies [source]

After the paper Rachel, JF, Minhui and I went to Cathay Cineleisure. We were gossiping all the way on the bus. JUICY. Anw, JF got us confused cos she thought there was this other building that was entirely Cathay or smth. She's can be so sotong sometimes, but she's intellectual most of the time. I wanted to watch a horror movie like The Coffin or Painted Skin but we ended up watching House Bunny. Me and Minhui wanted to see Brad Pitt in 'Burn after Reading' so we attempted to buy tickets for that NC16 movie. Failed.

For lunch, went Burger King to eat and we saw so many Nanyang girls walking around. Seriously, like Cathay Cineleisure was the first on everyone's 'Places to go after EOYs' list. JF got awfully pissed off at the lady at the counter cos she gave her more than enough napkins. HAHAHAHA. My environmentally friendly and peace loving friend once again.

MH later decided she couldn't watch the movie cos she had to go check in for her badminton chalet so we were desperately trying to sell her ticket. There weren't really any hot ass guys walking around alone so we tried selling to anyone walking around. Our efforts proved to be fruitless so she watched part of the movie and left.

The fabulous cast [source]

Katherine gorgeous McPhee played a pregnant outcast of this Zeta House, a sorority for outcasts. Still stunning. JEALOUS AS HELLLLLL!

xoxo,
SQ

Feels like superman

Spot check today. Luckily I've worn my shortest skirt yesterday and I was left with the longest skirt today so I wasn't asked to "unroll" my skirt when in the first place it wasn't even "rolled". I fucking don't like people who think they are right even when they are not.

During IH, Kevin Yong rocked back on his chair and told me that he felt like a student, sitting in Ching Ying's place. I misheard it as "I feel like superman" and got Rachel in her random burst of laughter again. Sweet.


TGIF.

Love,
SQ

Breakaway

Had Math retest today because I failed my block test. Though not as terrible as some others but still bad nevertheless. Before that, I was busy practising some problems during Chinese and LA lessons. Originally, I planned to practice functions during Geography but ended up playing true or dare with Michelle, Sarah, Liyi and this china scholar whom I do not know.

I think all the stress is getting to us and we couldn't stop laughing. Good thing Mdm Chia was in a good mood. She must have thought that we were crazy, laughing so hard throughout her whole lesson. Poor woman, we've got to cheer her up a bit in her boring job sometimes.

I'm starting to love my seat at the corner of the world. It just feels so safe and serene there. And Rachel is an awesome tablemate.

Prankcall 101

We had to go back to school because there was this IH lecture by Amy Lim. Stupid Newled told me it was eight and she herself fucking came at nine. Fortunately, I was wise enough to ask around, if not I would be stoning around in the campus for an hour before the remedial. She is not a friend.

When it ended, I went out for ice cream with Michelle, Kelly and Minhui. I didn't really wanna go home and study because I've being studying my heart out for 2 days straight. I desperately need to get out of the house, for fresh air and freedom. I don't think any of those shit have gotten into my head. So must well just hang around outside for a little more.

And Michelle licked her plate so clean! Hahaha, I followed suit cos I didn't want to waste my ice cream but now when I think about it again, it is utterly disgusting. Some fat obnoxious sweaty kid probably licked the plate before. Indirect french kissing/salivary enzymes spreading.

Us: Hello! You are going to die in seven days.
Eric: Thank you!
Us: Aren't you sad?
Eric: No...
Us: Will you miss your wife?
Eric: *Laughs*
Us: What about your mistress?
Eric: Haha, I don't have a mistress.
Us: Who are you? (cos he suddenly sounded very youngish and weird)
Eric: I'm Eric Tan.
Us: What about your girlfriend?
Eric: Who is this?
Us: I am Mdm Leon. Wait no, I'm Yap Chu Chu, rmbr me? (From the prank sms)

........I forgot this bit.......

Eric: I hear Sharlene.
Us: Who is Sharlene?
Eric: Michelle?
Us: Who is Michelle?
Eric: Are you Shi Qi?
Us: *gulp* Who is Shi Qi? (I'm the one making the call you see.)
Eric: Okay la, I need to attend smth smth meeting already.
Us: Okay, good luck in everything you do.
Eric: Can you tell Siman to dunno dunno what LT2?
Us: Huh??
Eric: Okay, nvm.
Us: You are going to die in seven days. Pls live your life to the fullest, bye.
-hang up-

Okay, I shall go and study now. :D

Love,
SQ

When the rain starts to pour

Class party was first. There was food, beverages and music, fun and games but it could have been a crazier party, bigger and better too. We should really stop playing games like Whacko or murderer. Those are so... primary school.

After that, we went to the hall for celebration. We went too late and ended up sitting at the back, which sucks as it was so freaking stuffy. To make matters worse, there was this gigantic pillar in front, blocking our view of the stage. Way to go.

During the celebration, we were cheering and screaming like a bunch of crazies, mostly for Mr E. Tan. The sad thing was, Mr Tan didn't win a single award, which is really really disappointing because I was totally rooting for him. Our teachers made this whole celebration really really crazy. I have no idea! I got the impression from somewhere that all teachers were geeks. Celebrations ended and like always with everyone pushing and squeezing out of the hall, sticky and a little haggard.

After dismissal, I went back to Rulang to meet up with my 6R lovelies.

I saw lifesized people hanging around in my primary school.

The nine of us (Dan, Linwen, Steph, Yimeng, Yulin, LC and Yingx) went off to JEC for lunch. My long awaited pizza hut meal! Yeah, there was a really long queue and some of them got impatient and went off to the food court for their feast. It was definitely worth the wait although only Dan, Linwen and I ate together.

Yes, we were having laughing fits and telling silly jokes. Although we haven't seen each other for more than 6 months, I don't feel the least bit uncomfortable talking to them. That's the magic of true friendship.

HAHA, and I prankcalled ERIC TAN!

No, not the Cambodia one. Yulin's form teacher is also called Eric Tan!!! O: And apparently, many Nanhua girls are in looooooove with him. And then Linwen suggested board games so we played monopoly!

I was having the time of my life. Everything was just simply heavenly, feels like the period of time after PSLE. We didn't have a care in the world, we didn't bother about stupid bitches or disgusting jerks. We were just like kids. Having fun together, enjoying and appreciating each other's company.

So I shall say again,
THANKS YOU GUYS FOR MAKING MY DAY! LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH!

xoxo,
SQ

Pardon the low quality pictures, the pictures were taken by a 2 megapixels camera phone.

Robots robots robots

This is a feature of msn whereby you can chat with the robots. Here's how my virgin conversation with a robot went:

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XOXO says:Oh man, you are so hot!
Games Bot says:If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
XOXO says:I love silicon!
Games Bot says:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.Interesting... but not as fun as a game!
XOXO says:You are my robot.
Games Bot says:I don't know how to answer that.OK, but how about a fun game?
XOXO says:Robot!
Games Bot says:You are talking to a Microsoft-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.Interesting... but not as fun as a game!

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XOXO says:What is my name?
Games Bot says:XOXO!
XOXO says:No.
Games Bot says:What name would you like me to call you?
XOXO says:Call me sexy.
Games Bot says:Yeah, I think you're pretty great and everything, but I'd rather call you by your real name...

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XOXO says:Look at my display picture (Eric Tan)
XOXO says:nice?
Games Bot says:Yeah.
XOXO says:Do you like it?
Games Bot says:Yeah.
XOXO says:Look at those muscles!
Games Bot says:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

.............

XOXO says:You want a hug?
Games Bot says:((()))OK, but how about a fun game?

XOXO says:I want to kiss you!
Games Bot says:That's flattering, but why don't we just chat instead?

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XOXO says:Can I call you idiot?
Games Bot says:Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
XOXO says:Can I call you dickless then?
Games Bot says:Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!
XOXO says:Hey no! Dont go away. Don't leave me!

XOXO says:I need you!

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XOXO says: hey I'm sorry
Games Bot says: OK! It's forgotten.

XOXO says: I love you.
Games Bot says: I love you too, XOXO!

XOXO says: how old am I?
Games Bot says: You are fifteen years old.

XOXO says: CLEVER
XOXO says: I'M A FEMALE

Games Bot says: OK! I'll remember that you are female.
XOXO says: Are u a male?
Games Bot says: No...
XOXO says: are u female?
Games Bot says: No...
XOXO says: what gender are you??? O:
Games Bot says: I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot!

...............................

XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHA
Games Bot says: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.
XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Games Bot says: What's so funny?
XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Games Bot says: What's so funny?
XOXO says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Games Bot says: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.
XOXO says: I'm laughing at you!
Games Bot says: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Interesting... but not as fun as a game!

With lots of love,
SQ

Big fat LOL.

Disclaimer:
All the speech bubbles and text added to the original pictures are purely fictional. Thanks to me awesome imagination.

Due to the rising number of 叛逆girls wearing miniskirts to school, Leon the great have come up with the perfect solution to solve this problem and also discipline these rebels.

She even engaged the help of strong and muscular people like Sharlene. She spent a century studying and 研究ing. And finally she came up with the perfect solution and began to pass her valuable knowledge to her so-called discipline.

& her method was put to test. And it worked like magic. She soon has those 叛逆rebels fleeing from the classroom, shaking with terror.

The Promenade at Hove.

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The day started out with my mother waking me up at 6 am, completely forgetting about the Monday "sleep-in". I was still relatively "drunk" from rushing Sicko essay all night last night, hence not able to remember that school starts @ 0830 today.

I tried going back to sleep but had to wake up after a mere 15 minutes, with me all cross-eyed and grumpy. I played with the idea of skipping school since my parents are out but I'm a good girl w morals. Advice for all, don't wake up, sleep again and expect yourself to be more awake. That is not the case.

School was wasted. I couldn't concentrate yawning so much, thinking about my bed. I guess I have to start adjusting myself to the torturous school hell once again. The Yuhua Peer Tutoring Program today was an utter waste of my afternoon. Turned out there was more than enough tutors. Of course, who in the right mind is in the mood for Mathematics first day of school? But I do feel sorry for the teachers who helped coordinating this program though. They are like brides waiting for their husbands and sons who will never return. I feel utterly wasted. Let's hope things are going better soon.

Lots of love,

SQ

Joy and Jack

Flag day was cute and we lovely angels paraded up and down the concrete streets of Orchard Road today to collect donations for a charity organisation. Here's what I learnt:

People who will donate:
1. Parents who wants to set a good example for their children.
2. Couples who look really nice and are always smiling at each other.
3. People sitting around waiting for friends.
4. People reading newspapers.
5. Hwachong people/Dorky teenagers

Those who will NOT donate:
1. People wearing sunglasses.

2. People who are listening to their ipods.

3. Retarded people who look really low-class and uneducated.
4. Angmohs.

5. Ah lians

It was a rather tiring for me, having to stare at the many ugly faces of selfish and thoughtless Singaporeans who think a world of themselvesm their noses in the sky. You just want to hit them hard in their balls.

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After our hours were up, I went to catch "What happens in Vegas" starring Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher @ Cathay Cineleisure with MJ, Vanice and YJ. I will not spoil anything for anyone here but I enjoyed this movie thoroughly because the show was just plain zany and the cast was incredibly gorgeous. But, it kind of puts you in a surreal mood after all that crazinest.

Lots of bear hugs,

SQ

Rashes=dorky.

Today has got to be the worst day of my life. Thanks to my allergy to smelly Chinese High guys.

The day started out fine and everything's great until I decided to take off my skirt. It was so getting a little unbearable in the heat and I realised I'm beginning to get some rashes at my knee area. I applied some white ointment and things were hopefully under control.

However, by the time I finished my bubble tea, my legs don't look human, more like a piece of sandpaper with many many red polka dots on it. The worst thing is, the itch was driving me crazy! It was fucking hot. I'm sweaty and sticky and this made my rashes even worse and I was madly spreading ointment all over my rashes. I figured it must be the smelly hoards of guys there! This is the first time I'm getting such horrible rashes.

Bummer, my outing with Gen was also shortened as my rashes grew into hideous and irriatingly itchy bumps all over my hands! Disgusting!!!!!!!! Sorry Gen, will make it up to you.

And we were happy.

What irks me: Newled

How dare to lie about me not doing anything project when she was the one who mops as big 500 pound fat ass around doing nothing. Well, let me tell you about our wonderful day out. Newled and I was supposedly going to Orchard Road to do survey. I said supposedly because all the time, it was ME who was doing the talking and confrontations all the time. And all she did was to tag along behind and spoil my image.

You know what the fuck is she wearing?? A thick denim jacket. I swear it increases temperature by 30 degree Celsius. A black top inside that consist of 2 layers. A 3/4 length skirt with horrible flowers on it and screams," Make me into a curtain!" How incredibly cute and adorable and lolitha! The outfit just need more lace to be cuter!! *Squeals*

(Fyi, the lace part came out of her mouth.)

To make matters worse, we were walking around on the streets from morning to afternoon. It starts to get freaking hot at around 11. Whiny pig decided to keep her jacket on in case some chee ko pek come and start stroking her fat arms. Wait. it's the roti prata man, who wants to use her flabby arms to make roti prata! Therefore, she had to cover herself up and roast herself to death.

And the worst thing was, her whining.

Aiyo, so hot arh! Come here also do nothing! (Ahem, you are doing nothing.) I want to go home and study and study and study. Aiyo, very tired leh. Shouldn't have come lor...

She won't even give me a break. I was tired and thirsty from all the asking (though not a lot but still) that I decided to get ice cream. In an attempt to suppress all her irritating whinings, I suggested she get ice cream too. Of course she wouldn't, she's heavy enough already. Then it got worst. She went on to teach me about the fats in the ice cream and her life time plan of saving money to buy costumes that she would never in her lifetime squeeze in. So, I tried to hand the asking job to her. She's a total social outcast.

When I asked her to ask some guy to help us do a survey, she was SOOOOOOOO scared!
Her lips turned white and she started shivering with fright. She said,''Don't want lar!" So I thought maybe she was scared of talking to the opposite sex since poor little pig obviously have very little experience with.. Hmm, I pointed out a woman for her to ask. (My ice cream is half melting already.)

" Don't want lar!"

she squealed again.

Or maybe she means:
"I'm a total loser that don't know how to interact with strangers let alone ask them to help us with a survey. I'm so scared!"

I so mad that I yelled at her," You ever one also don't dare to ask, come here for what? Follow me around like a dog arh?!" She was silent.

And this is my interpretation of her silence:

YES! I come here to follow you around! I also want to whine to you since I'm a loser and no one listens. And yes! I'm very scared! I'm a totaly coward! So I have to tag along. I don't dare approach strangers.
And the reason why I came is so that I can complain to you and then you will think I am really really hardworking and clever!

Then, she saw her best friend, ZiQingm and she started to act cute! PUKE.

The reason why I brought this up was Delwen Nah Yi Xuan is so full of herself for letting her tuition mates do 20 surveys. She thinks she deserve a trophy or something!
And she brought home the whole stack of done survey! So that she can show her parents that SHE did something.

Dear Mr and Mrs Nah,
Your darling little daughter did NOTHING. She brought home the stuff I did to show you guys!
No wait, I mean to deceive you guys! Your daughter is sooooooooooo immoral!
How sad. Maybe you guys should teacher her more manners or something! And try to convert her into something... thinner and less loser-ish.
Wishing you all the best in this torturous reform journey!

Fuming,
SQ

Adrenaline

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I will be away at Outward Bound School (OBS) @ Pulau Ubin next week for an entire week of nothing but adventure.

I'm looking forward to a rocking time at Pulau Ubin as I love camps, especially those in the wilderness which involves getting ourselves dirty. The whole togetherness with your groupmates is pretty awesome. I'm planning my pushing myself to the limit and see how far I can go. I would like to try kayaking for 7 hours straight, sing campfire songs, run around, break free. Miss me while I'm gone, probably having a blast.

안녕, SQ

Try and fail again

I can talk about my successes, but not my failures. Some failures are trivial to me, like failing a class quiz. Others created a rather great impact on my, leaving me with all the emotions jumbled up inside. I hate the feeling. I can't try to make it better. Only time can heal my wounds.

Now I'm guilt-stricken. I have absolutely no idea. No plan. It's as if I'm in a dream, walking around, dazed. It's as if I'm trying to escape from my worries but at the same time pondering over it calmly, totally numbed of any emotions. Such a great blow. A blow that knocked out all my sanity totally. Till now, I have not brought myself to believe that. Time's going a little forward and a little backwards. I'm confused.

Now, I know how it hurts to be a perfectionist.

If only there is no such things as failure or success.
If only no one bothers about failure.
If only no one is destined to fail.
If only success could come by as easily as failure.

Still loving,
SQ

And it was you, me and us.

Steph

With Linwen and Dan

With love

080208: Chinese roots

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New Year's Eve this year was basically:

珲春
Otherwise known as writing words you don't understand using brushes and then tossing it away.
Celebration in school (Boring)
The so called concert was uninteresting and cliche. Dances, songs, instruments, exchanged mandarin oranges. It was just doing what we had to so for the sake of doing it though I can't really help being stuck in restricted and uncreative Singapore.

Meetup (Finally!)

My girls decided to go hang out at Shan Jee's house. I had to rush home for the ridiculous reunion lunch before jackrabbiting over. It turned out I didn't really need to stuff my bowl of rice down my throat. Pizza and drumsticks were fingerlicking good. After we were done, we went down to the bowling alley to play. Long nails were never a good idea when it comes to bowling. I broke two but nonetheless, bowling is amazing fun.

Tthe remaining time were spent reminiscing about old times on the comfy couches. One word to describe that perfect afternoon: LOVE. I haven't had that much fun in such a long while. Nice.

xoxo,
SQ

That strang girl is me

Anyway, I think I will be getting many premature wrinkles soon. I suspect very much that I'm going through a stage called the teenage menopause. I tend to get very very irked by things. Even very trifle matters. If you really know me last time, and you truly know me now, you would be surprised and totally baffled by the major changes in me.

In primary school, I was a really happy-go-out girl. I smile all day, shared everything, not giving a damn about what people think about me. That's how I used to live life the way I should. No negative thoughts, no pesky bitch fights, no hatred. Life was real good for me then.

But now? I still do laugh. Not as often though. I can't stand the thought of someone borrowing my stuff for more than five times. I constantly worry about other people's opinion. I'm bitter. I have many suicidal thoughts. Vulgarities could just flow out of my mouth like river. My mind is often clouded with angry thoughts. Day and night, I'm so filled with suppressed hatred for nothing in particular. I really miss the old me. But I know, nothing will ever be the same.

With love,
SQ

BFFs

Chinese New Year has been a long awaited festival for me ever since I became a tween. That's because I miss my ex-classmates so much. Life in secondary school has been really different without you guys. I really miss the carefree primary school life where we all study really hard together and at the same time goof around w one another. Not forgetting our mindless and maybe stupid gossips and ramblings. My primary school years is a part of my life that I would never forget.

I would like to say I love you all very much and I'm not even lying. Without you all, I won’t who or what I am today.

Cheers,
SQ